Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Golmaal - Hulchul : Review

The movie title itself is a one word review. Major part of the story is bland and the characters are not consistent. Arshad Warsi and Paresh Rawal’s characters are so wasted - sacrilege. Ajay Devgan cannot do comedy for his life. Rimi sen is just happy that she got to act with big names in the industry and flirts with everyone in the movie. Visually impaired people have other sharp senses, right! All of a sudden, everyone becomes good, talks sense, makes reason and you realize it’s the climax.

The gang leader is always in the ship wearing the same dress with the same men around him in the same place. They had finished shooting his whole part in a day, with no change in attire or location. Just pasted them in different places in the movie. Intelligent editing, that is what it is.

All in all, a wasted star cast, absolutely no humor, definitely not worth watching.

Just change the name of the heroine and the same review applies to Hulchul. Climax scene: Akshaye Khanna clings to a garland and does an aerobic stunt and ties the knot with Kareena Kapoor. Grow up Guys. Please.

Brownie Points for songs in both the movies.

Two things finally: Mere presence of Paresh Rawal and Arshad Warsi will not make a good comedy movie. The script has to do its part.

Films like Sholay, Hera Pheri will work only once. Don’t attempt remaking them.

Monday, November 3, 2008

My Cricket

Cricket to me is all about the eleventh hour nail biting finish, a do or die situation with tension building up and shouts and cheers (not to mention the crackers !) coming from every house in the street.

We were a team of 11 proudly calling ourselves ‘The Teachers’ Colony 11’; Appa as captain, VKR, Ahmed, Vijay, Murali Anna, Balachander, Rajiv Gandhi (yes!), Nishanth were the key players. I was there in the team too, but for modesty reasons let us not delve anymore on my extraordinary performance in batting that gave others a complex, they had to make me an errand boy.

We had had great 10-10 matches and some Kodak moment catches. Ahmed fell flat on the gravel for a successful catch and had to be treated but not before he finished the rest of his overs. Talk about dedication ;)

We were a fully equipped team with a tennis ball, a coconut branch for a bat, and bamboo sticks for stumps until VKR won a complete Cricket Kit out of a Boost Refill Pack. We decided not to write to the Boost Company if they were wondering about the sudden increase in demand for their energy drink from a particular colony in a small town down South.

The match fever rose exponentially now that our prized possession included a pair of leg pads (u fell down more than u scored runs wearing them), Gloves (too big for any one in the team), a cork ball (don’t get me started on this one). Come what may, we never missed an opportunity to call ourselves the most sophisticated team in the neighbourhood. Apparently, we lost count of the broken windows, light bulbs and a few foreheads.

But, we must admit, no one till date complained.

Then, there were the board exams, college and hostel life, and the big rat race of life that kept these cricket moments alive only in memories. One’s holiday is another’s working day. A new team formed up in the street and VKR with a heavy heart gave away his kit to them. Appa is their umpire now; the advantage of residing in your native town.

No regrets. After years, I stood pitching the bat against the lush green ground, managed a meagre 5 runs and bagged a catch. The Indian community in Adelaide plays Cricket every Saturday evening. Monsieur is introducing his colleagues to the community next week and the team will just get bigger.

Ok, I’ve gotta practise. I don’t want to be an errand boy here too. Do I!

Life is

Got myself registered with the library for wireless network.

Unconditional access to internet throughout the day!

Bring the laptop, start surfing.

Hmm .. Life is beautiful :)

Sunday, November 2, 2008

End of an Era

http://in.rediff.com/cricket/2008/nov/03prem.htm

:(

the only reason I have been watching test cricket for.